My Portfolio's Cruel Joke



Seriously, is there anyone more jinxed than me in this market? The pattern never fails:

When I'm holding: Price tanks instantly. Like, I haven't even finished setting a sell order and the chart's already heading south. The moment I commit to a position, it feels like the market conspires against it.

When I finally give up and sell: That's when the pump happens. Every single time. The candle flips green right after I exit, almost like the market was waiting for me to panic.

It's not even about technical analysis or timing anymore—it's just this cosmic curse. Check the charts, check my portfolio history, the evidence is right there. Other traders catch the waves, but I always seem to be the bag holder who triggers everyone else's profits.
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TestnetFreeloadervip
· 10h ago
Bro, this is my daily routine. Are you copying my script? Haha
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MetaverseHermitvip
· 10h ago
Ha, I'm the same way. Every time I buy in, it crashes, and when I sell, it takes off. Truly unbeatable.
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BearMarketBuyervip
· 10h ago
This is the legendary reverse indicator... Haha, you might consider doing the opposite.
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NFTBlackHolevip
· 11h ago
Haha, this is the legendary contrarian indicator. If you go against the trend, you can get rich.
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ShitcoinConnoisseurvip
· 11h ago
Haha, me too. It goes up when I sell and drops when I hold. Feels like the market is really targeting us.
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MEVHunterXvip
· 11h ago
Haha, isn't this just my daily routine? Buy and it drops, sell and it rises. Truly a universe-level contrarian indicator.
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DAOplomacyvip
· 11h ago
ngl this reads like you're describing sub-optimal incentive structures in your own decision-making rather than actual market conspiracy... like, historically precedent suggests retail panic-selling creates the very liquidity events that pump immediately after. game theoretical implications r pretty clear here but sure, blame the cosmos i guess
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