LaidDown

“So you’re telling me your mortgage backed by points?”

Market plan for next year

"New year, new me"

This is my serious account btw
The funny one is my bank account

Your favourite project founder after selling you a locked token at a $100M FDV
Or a $300M unlocked but you only have a 1/10 chance to get it

Average altcoin holder 2024-2025

Addicts before vs after

This is where i tweet from

Are ya winning, dad?

“Never marry your bag”
The bag look at me when im about to sell

You after losing all your savings to crypto and finally accept that you’re not pre rich but broke

You’re looking at your favorite project celebrating their 2025 wrap up with all the great milestones while the token you hold is down 99%

Okay first dump BTC to 80k
Then move sideways in the $83k to $90k range for the next 3 months while draining all the market liquidity
Make every TGE flop during this period
Now make people to sell all their ETH and BTC bags
Accumulate blue chip NFTs and top narrative coins
Then fake pump BTC to $100k at the end of Q1 to trigger FOMO again
Sell all the blue chip NFTs and top coins we bought
Dump all the market and BTC back to $70k
Continue moving market sideways for the first two months of Q2
Make people lose all hope and leave the market
Now launch 1 project with the biggest airdrop to trigger

When you see Daddy crying over a red candle

Me reading all my achievements in 2025