When a Sichuan dog soaks in urine, can it really pour out the rejuvenation of the flatbread?  

Brothers, how is your little heart? It’s another roller coaster ride,

Yesterday, the flatbread was just dried to 70,004, and it turned around and went up to 80,000.

Altcoins are even more chaotic, with daily fluctuations of 40% as if it’s just a game.

Who is really behind this?

In addition to the chaotic operations of the Chuan Dog, there are also the hidden tactics of the main funds.

Then those dog traders take advantage of the situation to harvest the leeks painlessly.

This wave of flatbread plays “deep V temptation”, and the dog village is really a collective orgasm,

A few days ago, it was as if it was going to die, scaring retail investors as it fell below 75,000.

As a result, the hound barked “Tariff Deferred,” and the pancake directly resurrected on the spot,

A big white line was inserted into 80,000 yuan, and the technical brother came out again to pretend to be forced at this time:

“Look! I told you 74000 is the iron bottom!”

(Mare Gorib, who can’t play the blame game after the fact?)

Now on this chart, 80,000 has become the lifeline for bulls and bears. If it stands firm,

The next wave will go directly to 83000-85000,

At that time, the whole screen will be filled with “The Bull Returns Quickly”;

What if we can’t hold on? Hehe, that “little double bottom” at 74,000,

The big crocodile fears it will be used as a fig leaf again.

The dog house is currently eyeing the stop-loss orders from retail investors with drool.

The more panicked you are, the cooler they are, and the cooler they are, the harder they cut,

and the gang of institutional dogs, all of them are making a fortune in a muffled voice,

The Canadian listed company Neptune is the most awesome.

Secretly hoarding 401 pancakes at an average price of 31,000!

Now the coin prices have doubled, and others have floating profits of several hundred million on their accounts,

This is what you call “value investing”. What about retail investors?

Chasing the rise and fall every day, I might lose even my underwear!

Apart from institutions, exchanges are also taking big bites.

Recently, bn has been very playful, Launchpool has just launched WalletConnect,

It is said to be developing some on-chain wallet infrastructure. In my opinion, it’s just an excuse to pump the price!

Previously, MindNetwork from ido was focused on privacy encryption.

Now they are using AI projects like Prompt to make promises.

The most exciting thing is to airdrop 100U to each Alpha user,

Isn’t this just throwing money to buy hype? The coupon hunters are really enjoying it.

I just don’t know which unfortunate fool will take the final deal.

Looking at the contract market again, the net inflow of main funds is 321 million dollars.

The buy orders are twice as much as the sell orders! The bn contract even has a large order of 30 million dollars placed at a key point.

It’s obvious that there is a need to control the market, the KDJ golden cross is such a technical indicator,

It’s a fart in the eyes of Gouzhuang, Lao Tzu can pull if he wants, and smash it if he wants.

What can retail investors do with their little technical analysis?

Back to the hot topics, that old rascal Chuan Gou really knows how to stir things up!

The tariff policy changes faster than flipping a book; in February they said they would increase taxes, and in March they postponed it.

In April, directly playing “equivalent tariffs” pretend play.

The most outrageous thing is that on the afternoon of the 9th, I just shouted “the stock market is going to rise.”

Announce the suspension of tariffs immediately after 4 hours,

The US stock market takes off directly, with Tesla rising 22% in one day,

Elon Musk’s net worth skyrocketed by 36 billion!

Charles Schwab, the iron dog, is even tougher.

Earn 2.5 billion a day - this TM has no insider trading, I will chop live broadcast.

This tariff policy is just like an old lady’s bound feet cloth - stinky and long.

It is said to be a 90-day pause, but they directly imposed a tax of 125% on the Celestial Empire.

It’s obvious that there is a double standard. If you ask me, this is Trump’s scheme.

Using tariffs as a bargaining chip to extort various countries,

While delivering intelligence to Wall Street tycoons,

You can still earn a lot.

No wonder the beautiful netizens criticized him for “profiting from the suffering of the people.”

This old man is really very bad!

Speaking of the shanzhai sector, the meme coins on the SOL chain have recently come back to life!

What is FART (Fart Coin), VINE (Vine Coin),

A 40% surge in one day is like fun. These local dog project parties are also talents,

The team sold 6.72 million MELANIA within 25 days, cashing out 4.2 million dollars.

Leaving retail investors at the top of the mountain to drink the northwestern wind, and there are still people shouting “Hold on to your faith”?

Believe your sister! They have long taken your hard-earned money to go to the club with young models!

Looking again at Tether being named by the New York Attorney General,

They claim that holding 90 billion US Treasuries threatens national security.

If you ask me, this is just the official being jealous, and then they have the audacity to say:

“Why should a foreign company reap the benefits of our money printing?”

Brothers, USDT is now the lifeline of the crypto world.

If it really happens, the entire market will have to pay the price!

If we are to say who has been hit the hardest recently, it must be the tech-savvy bros.

The volatility of Bitcoin has dropped to 2.54%, and the market looks like a dead fish.

Talking about “KDJ golden cross bullish”, but the dog dealer immediately countered with a false breakout.

So what I’m saying, brothers, is that technical analysis is just playing with metaphysics,

What moving averages and KDJ are all toys of the market makers!

Now this market, 80,000 to 80,006 has become a meat grinder,

Both bulls and bears call each other SB. If you ask me,

What are EMA moving averages, support and resistance?

In front of the chips at the dog casino, they are all paper tigers!

Remember this: the prettier the chart, the deadlier the trap!

If you want to snatch meat from the dog house, remember what the big crocodile said,

At this stage, the news is more important than the technical aspects.

Newbies should never play contracts, and when playing contracts, never get carried away,

To play, you must set take profit and stop loss. If you lose, you have to accept it.

What does it matter that yesterday the main force had a net inflow of 300 million?

Dog houses can short at any time, with leverage exceeding 5 times!

It can carry you away in minutes, if you don’t believe it, try it, you will definitely die if you try!

Brothers who still have positions in hand, if 74,000 is really broken,

Don’t hesitate, buy in batches! Remember, when others are fearful, you should be greedy; when others are jumping off buildings, you call 120!

Is the market currently a bull market or a bear market? It’s better to say it’s a “Trump market”!

Don’t believe that technical analysis or fundamentals are all nonsense!

When a dog in Sichuan sneezes and Powell blinks, the crypto world needs a one-day trip to the ICU.

Retail investors must learn to pick up money in the gaps of policies to survive.

Tariff delay is just for SOL Shitcoin, CPI cooling down is just for Bitcoin,

If the SEC loosens regulations, pursue platform tokens. The big players still say the same thing,

In the crypto world, money can be endless to earn, but it can be lost in minutes.

So living long is the way to go!

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