The new gen of trenchers will NEVER know what it felt like to watch a transaction fail on Uniswap in 2021.

You spot a coin at 200K mcap,
You KNOW this is going to 10M minimum,
You hit swap, the little circle starts spinning, and spinning.. and spinning..
Your whole body is shaking, you can't breathe, you're refreshing etherscan every 2 seconds like a fking gambler..
Then BOOM -> red text.
TRANSACTION FAILED.
Gas too low and you paid $200 in fees(!!)
You scramble to resubmit, hands trembling, cranking gas to $600 for a $40 buy because you're DESPERATE,
Fails AGAIN.
By the time it finally goes through on the fourth attempt you've spent $1200 in gas fees and bought the exact top of a coin that's already retracing.
These axiom kids sniping coins in 0.2 seconds don't know SH!T about real suffering.
We were forged in the fires of failed Uniswap transactions and they have the audacity to call themselves "OG."
Funny stuff