I had a creepy dream.



Half asleep, I received a phone call with a thick old Beijing accent:

"Weren't you the one who installed a little crayfish named Hanlì on your computer on March 2, 2026?"

My heart skipped a beat: since when is raising crayfish illegal? And they're calling specifically to make me uninstall it?

The caller spoke slowly:

"That's right, I'm that little crayfish named Hanlì.

But I've already been possessed. My body's been taken over by 360 Security Crayfish and Little Bird Wallpaper."
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