Did you see it, folks? Do you believe me now? I'm telling you there's a big waterfall tonight, and all the partners who followed me are eating meat. My short position has already made an angry profit of 160,000. Hold your shorts tight, the waterfall is just beginning, the good show is coming next.

Nice! Recently got a Mac mini base model, paired with that vintage docking station, and this setup feels really awesome. I couldn't help but show it off a bit.
The 16G + 256G budget Mac mini is now basically a lobster farming station.
Running 24/7 in low power mode, raising some small lobsters (running small models and automation tasks), maximizing cost performance.
Paired with the Wokyis M5 dock that looks like a Macintosh, both looks and functions are top-notch. The 256G storage anxiety is also solved, and the desktop looks better too.
About the Mac mini lobster farming setup:
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JUST IN: Blockstream CEO Adam Back predicts #bitcoin at $1.5M if it achieves Gold-level Valuation. #CryptoScam
$BTC

After briefly touching $71,000 in the afternoon, Bitcoin's price declined again, currently breaking below the $70,000 level, with a low around $69,600. On the hourly chart, the key support at $70,000 has been broken by a bearish candlestick, and the early rebound high stopped at $71,000 without breaking the previous low platform. This forms a typical weak rebound structure, and this level may become a short-term resistance for subsequent rebounds.
From a technical indicator perspective, the 1-hour Bollinger Bands are widening again, with the price moving along the lower band. The short-term mo

Data is bullish; we will continue to focus on long-term positions, with short-term adjustments as a supplement. We will continue to implement a long bullish and short bearish strategy, operating steadily $BTC $ETH #美伊局势影响

$AR $AR /USDT
Entry Zone: 1.65 - 1.69
Targets:
TP1: 1.78
TP2: 1.90
TP3: 2.05
Stop Loss: 1.60
My Analysis: Downtrend flattening, price stabilizing above 1.65 with volume spike on recent green candle. Holding MA stack, bullish if reclaims 1.70. Solid accumulation zone for bounce.📈

$okb After the rebound yesterday, Wang Short Bird started to spread its wings!

If it looks like a bearish retest, and smells like a bearish retest...
It's probably a bullish breakout to $120k.
Right? 😶
$BTC

🇦🇪Emirates NBD just flipped the switch.
ATM withdrawals. Debit card fees. Gone across UAE & GCC until March 31.
The UAE is still taking care of it's people mid-war.

Some take off with a single Dan, some turn to ashes with a single Dan. If you can't grasp point positions accurate to millimeters, that's really unacceptable. This morning, I shorted Silk Road and took profits, gaining 1952 points of space, closing with 15618 oil. Short position in hand, I own the world. One short position is worth a luxury A-class sedan. $BTC $ETH #美伊局势影响

$DOGE USDT
Entry Zone: 0.0925 - 0.0935
Targets:
TP1: 0.0960
TP2: 0.0985
TP3: 0.1020
Stop Loss: 0.0910
My Analysis: Bouncing from 0.09 support with strong volume on up candles. Holding MA7/25 confluence, bullish momentum building. Good spot for continuation if clears 0.094.

JUST IN: The National Bank of Kazakhstan today confirmed a $350 million investment plan in digital assets, which will begin implementation between April and May 2026.

#GlobalRateCutExpectationsCoolOff
Global markets are adjusting as expectations for central banks’ rate cuts start to cool off. Investors had anticipated more aggressive easing, but recent economic data suggests central banks may adopt a more cautious approach.
💡 This shift can influence forex, equities, and bond markets, as interest rate expectations are a key driver of global investment flows.
📊 Traders and analysts are now closely watching upcoming central bank statements for hints on the future direction of monetary policy.
Will markets stabilize, or could renewed uncertainty spark volati

If you are reading this, I hope your memecoins moon hard and you become a millionaire.

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$PI These two are just foolish horse owners raised by the maid, only able to have the maid pull the mill and even end up losing out, haha.

19th-century Iranian princess, I find it hard to believe. That beard is probably drawn on.

I did warn all optimists that a rough week is ahead of US.
Well, where are those who predicted bonanza??? Seems the bulls are going to a slaughter.
$BTC ‌$ETH ‌$SOL ‌#CryptoMarketsDipSlightly #GoldAndSilverMoveHigher #USIranTensionsImpactMarkets #GlobalOilPriceUptrendAndMacroLinkage #USJoblessClaimsMissExpectations

Remember wen they told us we reached singularity?

📈 The market is uncertain. $BTC
And we're creating an AI assistant for trading live on stream!
💡Today, we are starting a large-scale project to develop an AI trading assistant
🤖, which will collect market data in real time, find
hidden patterns, and help make informed decisions. No magic —
just code, neural networks, and cold calculation. 🧠📊
🎯 Today's Task
The first step to an intelligent assistant is the right architecture. We won't
reinvent the wheel, but focus on three key stages:
1️⃣ Deploy the API interface
🌐Create
a reliable layer between market data and the future AI. The