Oh god I want to short $BTC so badly but the funding smells sketchy AF.

Li Yao April 23 Summary On April 23, all eight trades were deep green all day long. We raked in nearly 5,900 points of profit in total, steadily pocketed 22,896u in a single day—controlling the short-side rhythm from start to finish! First trade: a small long on gold—steady and clean, taking 4,344u The remaining seven were big-pie short orders. Each one directly pushed into the thousand-point space at most; every pullback was caught. Throughout the whole session, we stayed short all the way to the end! Gold held steady at a low level—we caught a rebound long and easily took the money. As for the big-pie side, there’s even less to say: we surged up to 79,400 and then couldn’t go any further—the overhead resistance was stacked to the max. We kept the whole time to the mindset of shorting the rebound. We staged short positions in batches at high levels. As price kept dropping, every order was precisely closed at take-profit. The harder the retracement, the sweeter the outcome for us! Facts prove: when the trend is here, nobody can stop it. The short army will never be absent! Next, the big-pie big-short downtrend is unchanged. Operations are still the same—rebound first, then go hard short. The timing has already been locked in tight. The next big move in the market is coming right away! $BTC $ETH #美伊二轮谈判进展

$BTC supply is moving to stronger hands right now. Long Term Holders added 303.5K $BTC in the last 30 days. That's the most bullish on-chain signal you can ask for.