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“Help with mortgage” on google search hit an ALL TIME high, much higher than 2008
Let that sink in people are being AFFECTED by the economy

23 Days and NO INTERNET
Thats how long Iranian citizens have been without internet access
Insane, I can’t even go a few minutes without it these days

I see ALOT of growth on @alturaX multi strategy yield vault, since the TVL has grown from under 1M to over 10M+ since we first discovered it
Numbers match the transparency, since we can see where the capital is deployed via the dashboard clearly
The opportunity is still great since we can earn over 19% APR on stables with a simple deposit from any chain possible
Recently also LIVE on Pendle, with amazing X boost on yieldrun points
Growth like this is hard to ignore, one to keep on your radar

Next week market might be super volatile
Trump gave Iran a 48h warning to reopen the Strait of Hormuz or they’re bombing their power plants
Iran said if that happens, they’re going after Israel’s energy and water infrastructure, insane

USR depegged after exploit, after hacker being able to mint $25M 🚨
Another stablecoin going to dust, crazy

GM to those that GM👑

In 2018, an Anonymous man bought a storage unit for $500… and found a safe with $7.5 MILLION inside
Then the original owners (Dan Dotson and Laura Dotson) showed up
After a tense legal battle, he returned most of the money, but still walked away with about $1.2 MILLION in profit
From $500 to life changing money overnight 🤯

If you ever feel down, remember there are people who've been farming these platforms since 2024 and hoping for a big drop 😭

This Surfboard is worth more than 90% of the people 💀
Its worth $1.3 MILLION and most don’t even have $1M+ in the bank
Made from rare paulownia wood, Decorated with a 23-carat gold lion and about 3.2 meters long
It was built for performance not only looks
Imagine falling off and watching $1.3 million float away, like your crypto portfolio would be crazy

GM and happy weekend, remember to touch water today

You're closer than you think
Keep showing up 👑

AI about to take over everyone’s jobs
Gemini fired 30% of their workforce this year alone, crazy
The Winklevoss twins exchange is now moving towards FULLY AI productivity 🤯

Imagine wiping with $1.3 MILLION worth of toilet paper 💀
This 3 ply toilet roll is worth millions, thanks to the 22 carat gold flakes infused into it.
It was made by an Australian company called "Toilet Paper Man", which created it as one of the most insane luxe bathroom products ever
And somehow… no one has bought it yet, not even billionaires
Would you buy it if you had the money?

GM, push harder than yesterday ALWAYS