DeFiWarhol

CT’s been doom-scrolling token dumps, hacks, and team implosions for weeks.
Time for some good news.
• BTC spot ETFs pulled $1.32B in March inflows.
First green month since October 2025. Broke a 4-month outflow streak. Institutions are quietly coming back.
• Nium launched stablecoin card issuance on Visa + Mastercard.
Single API. 190+ countries. Stablecoin-to-fiat at point of sale. This is infrastructure, not a press release.
• Anza dropped the Constellation (MCP) protocol design for Solana.
Multiple concurrent proposers. Breaks the single leader's monopoly on tx ordering. A protocol-level mov

Your chances of becoming a memecoin millionaire: 1 in 700,000
@Dune tracked 1.4M wallets trading @pumpfun tokens ↓
• 50% lost money
• 96% either lost or made under $500
• Only 2 wallets cleared $1M
You WILL lose trading memecoins.

Did you know that in 2010, a website called "Bitcoin Faucet" gave away 5 BTC for simply solving a captcha?
That's the equivalent of $330,000 today.

Worst performing DeFi and AI blue chips ↓
Momentum: -98%
Solayer: - 97%
Mira Al: -96%
Berachain: -96%
Treehouse: -95%
ChainGPT: -95%
OpenLedger: -95%
Boundless: -95%
Nillion: -95%
Initia: -95%
DoubleZero: -94%
Plasma: -94%
Euler: -93%
Chainbase: -93%
Holoworld: -93%
Caldera: -93%
0G: -92%
Zerobase: -92%
Mitosis: -92%
Linea: -92%
Newton: -91%
Somnia: -91%
Spark: -90%
Dolomite: -90%
Kernel: -90%
Turtle: -90%
Haedal: -90%
Guess what they all have in common?

Solana DEX volume is concentrated in 2 platforms.
Top Solana DEXs by weekly volume in the past week:
1. Pumpswap (PumpFun DEX) → $51.4B
2. Meteora → $20B
3. Raydium → $2.3B
4. Humidifi → $2B
5. Whirlpool → $1.4B
6. Bisonfi → $1.3B
7. Alphaq → $1.1B
8. Tessera → $894M
9. GoonFi → $824M
10. Manifest → $565M
11. Pumpfun → $505M
12. ZeroFi → $324M
@Pumpfun and @MeteoraAG dominate with ~85% of total volume. Everything else splits the remaining 15%.
Meteora keeps growing week over week.
This is a clear negative reaction to the millions of memecoins flooding the market and fragmenting the liquidity.

March was the best month ever for crypto cards ↓
1. @RedotPay: $375M
2. @ether_fi: $60M
3. @KASTxyz: $58M
4. @Karta_Personal: $16.5M
5. @useTria: $15M
6. @Cypher_HQ_: $9.5m
7. @gnosispay: $9.1M
8. @ready_co: $7.6M
9. Other: $31M
The total volume surpassed $580M for the first time.
I bet this number can easily be 5x by the end of 2026.

When you make a payment with your crypto card, this is what happens in the backend/frontend

Guess what the ranking is based on.

Wow
Here are the 10 highest-paying crypto jobs currently available on the market.
What do you notice?

I took a look at @tokenterminal’s top protocols by token growth this month↓
ETHGas $GWEI: +397.7% | Currently at 6.0K holders
Supernova $NOVA: +91.3% | Currently at 1.4K holders
Shuffle $SHFL: +14.2% | Currently at 4.8K holders
Acurast $ACU: +13.8% | Currently at 3.2K holders
0G Labs $0G: +11.9% | Currently at 7.5K holders
River $RIVER: +11.5% | Currently at 2.1K holders
Lighter $LIT: +11.5% | Currently at 2.8K holders
Infinex $INX: +10.9% | Currently at 3.1K holders
Brickken $BKN: +10.7% | Currently at 4.9K holders
World Mobile $WMTX: +9.5% | Currently at 56.8K holders