Lmao, this is amazing
We're hiring at @GREEND0TS now and sometimes my colleagues send me candidate sumbissions that are too good to be real.
This one is a hidden HR meme.
In short:
Many people are now reverse-engineering their CVs from the JD – which is already cringe and easy to spot.
This guy:
• Reverse-engineered
• Forgot to remove the note from AI
• Sent his Polymarket-ready CV to Green Dots
• Asks $5K per month
Are we cooked or wat?