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$BTC Bloomberg strategist Mike McGlone reiterates his bearish forecast that bitcoin could fall below the $10 000 mark, asserting that the cryptocurrency market continues to experience a prolonged sell-off driven by macroeconomic factors.
Several analysts question the likelihood of such a sharp decline, stating that a move to the $10,000 level would likely require an extreme global liquidity crisis or another extraordinary shock.
While some market participants see potential for further downside, overall they expect bitcoin to gradually decline or trade in a wide range rather than crash, with s

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– Your father earns 1 bitcoin a month?!
– No, he dreams about it too...

$BTC One day, a merchant appeared in a village and announced to the residents that he would buy monkeys from them for $10. The villagers, seeing how many monkeys were in the jungle, abandoned their plots and began catching monkeys. The merchant bought thousands of monkeys for $10, but the number of monkeys began to decrease and catching them became increasingly difficult.
Then the merchant raised the reward for catching each monkey to $20. And the people began catching monkeys again. Soon food in the village became scarce and the villagers slowly began returning to their fields. The merchant

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$BTC When everyone is confident about the direction of movement, the market usually reminds us that it does not take orders.

$BTC Risk assets may receive support, and Bitcoin could return to around $75 thousand if there is no further escalation of the Iranian conflict and no new global shocks.

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$BTC Since all indicators are currently at their lows, now is a great time to take a bullish position and expect the markets to shift to a positive trend within the next 12-24 months.

As shown by the Bitcoin chart analysis conducted by the smart chatbot WarrenAI, the current technical picture appears ambiguous, balancing between a recovery attempt and the risk of forming a "bull trap."
Prices are stuck in a complex range, trading significantly below the 200-day moving average, which is currently around $95 900. This fundamentally confirms that the long-term trend remains bearish despite local rebounds.

#FebNonfarmPayrollsUnexpectedlyFall The number the market wasn't prepared for
#FebNonfarmPayrollsUnexpectedlyFall · March 6, 2026
Consensus was +55,000.
Reality: -92,000.
This isn't a miss. It's a turning point.
The third negative employment number in five months — and the market felt each of these three words simultaneously. Unemployment hit 4.4%. The shock was so strong it triggered a universal reaction: reduce risk, increase cash, ask questions later.
Instant reaction
Bitcoin dropped over 5% on the day of the release and fell below $69 ,000.
Bitcoin ETF outflows hit $228 million in a singl

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Analysis of trading strategy and the Bitcoin ETH market
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$BTC In the next one to three months, the outlook is positive: such events often prompt central banks to inject money into the economy, weakening the dollar. In this case, Bitcoin will act as digital gold or a hedge against inflation.

Currently, the $73 750-74,400 levels are once again acting as the main resistance. A confident breakout above will confirm the strength of buyers and the start of a new bullish rally. Failure to do so will indicate that the global downtrend since the October highs remains in effect.

$BTC The market is heavily oversold. The level at $60 thousand has proven to be a strong support. And a sustained move above $72,500 will open the way to around $93 thousand. This could happen quite quickly if buying continues at the current pace.

The conflict in the Middle East, which resulted in the death of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, could become a catalyst for Bitcoin's growth. Experts David Brikell and Chris Mills described the event as a "narrative catalyst" that the market has been waiting for a long time.
According to them, the recent lag of digital gold is the result of a normal cyclical correction.
Initially, it was pressured by tightening liquidity in the US, then it was hit by a rotation wave from tech stocks amid fears around AI. This caused many to doubt the "Bitcoin narratives" and its role as a macro asset. However, the fun